Dark Caves
 

I got on the train one cold winter morning and was immediately hit with one of the foulest smells I've ever smelled. It was a bum, and he just smelled like alcohol and body odor and filth. It was just awful.
He **** his pants on the ride. Really.
It was so bad that a full car completely bailed and ran into adjacent cars at the next stop.
I kind of felt a little weird making out with him at that point, but I'd lost the solitaire game, so I had to own up.

W T F you huffin back there? :spineyes:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:shaking:Thanks for sharing, weirdo.

OKAY!!!!

:*****:Who doesn't cheat at solitaire?

Was his breath at least fresh?

lmao

LMAO!! Night shift a little slow???

still trying to figure that one out

Been trying to figure him out for a long time...easier just to sit back and watch the show :rotfl:

lmao x 100000

I like where this is going

wow..

Uncle Bartys the $$hitt!
He leaves for a while, then just reapears with the most random $$hit!
I bet the dudes a kick to trow down with!