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evidrine 04-10-2013 12:12 PM
Childrens Sermon
 
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, there can be unexpected results.

A little boy raised his hand…

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took more than ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue

fishfighter 04-10-2013 04:15 PM
lol
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evidrine (Post 569269)
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, there can be unexpected results.

A little boy raised his hand…

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took more than ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue



either little johnny or some one related to little johnny

vittok 11-20-2013 11:41 PM
Funny!!!


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