Little Susie
 

Little Susie was walking to school one day

wearing her prettiest dress when she met up with little Johnny at the playground. Johnny had a bag of fresh baked cookies.

Johnny: If you climb that jungle gym, I'll give you a cookie.

Susie: But I'm earing a dress Little Johnny, i shouldn't.

Johnny: TWO cooies? They are still warm and so fresh.

Little Susie can't resist the thought of two fresh cookies and climbs the gym. When she comes back down Johnny smiles nad gives her the cookies.

This goes on every day for the next wo weeks until Susies mom notices that she's putting on weight. Susie explains to her mom that she's been eating a lot of cookies and why.

Mom: Don't be so silly Susie, little Johnny is just trying to peek at your underwear!

Susie: I know mom, but I fooled that Little Johnny, I stopped wearing them a week ago!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!