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davethefish1 11-02-2009 06:35 PM

Confucious Say--
 
Confucius Says:



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Man who run in


Front of car get tired.


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Man who run behind


Car get exhausted.


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Man with one


Chopstick go hungry.


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Man who scratch butt


Should not bite fingernails.


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Man who eat many


Prunes get good run for money.


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Baseball is wrong:


Man with four balls cannot walk.


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War does not




Determine who is right, war determine who is


Left.


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Wife who put




Husband in doghouse soon find him in


Cathouse.


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Man who fight with




Wife all day get no piece at night.


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It take many nails




To build crib, but one screw to fill it.


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Man who drive like




Hell, bound to get there.


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Man who live in




Glass house should change clothes in


Basement.


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Man who fish in




Other man's well often catch crabs.


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Crowded elevator





Smell different to midget.


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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!




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longcast 11-02-2009 07:14 PM

dude thats funny.all true

bay_slayer 11-02-2009 07:40 PM

I like confusious sayings.....good post

longsidelandry 11-02-2009 07:43 PM

hahaha that's funny stuff

LostCajun 11-02-2009 08:51 PM

The midget one was the best! :cheers:


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