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longsidelandry 11-04-2009 11:14 AM

Wine and Water
 
Wine and Water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli

(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.


In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember!!!!!

Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of *****



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:I'm doing this as a public service.


Jordan 11-04-2009 11:20 AM

lol... hard font to read, but its a good read !!! good post !!!! you get 4 stars !!!

longsidelandry 11-04-2009 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan (Post 71832)
lol... hard font to read, but its a good read !!! good post !!!! you get 4 stars !!!

I changed it for ya :D

davethefish1 11-04-2009 05:35 PM

Good One!
 
Much rather drink beer, wine, and whiskey than water. Used to drink my whiskey with water, but not anymore! LOL

Team Last Cast 11-10-2009 12:00 PM

Good one !!!
 
Never ruin good whiskey with water !!!


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