[SIZE=2][SIZE=4]An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]He immediately dials 999.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Irishman: "It's my fooken wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've fooken[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]killed her!"[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Operator: "Please calm down Sir. [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4] Can you first make sure she is actually dead!" [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]*CLICK* ....... *BANG*[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Irishman: "Okay, I've done that. What next?"[/SIZE]

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