Sending a romantic text on the phone
 

An elderly

couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell

phones.

The wife was a

romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon

the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to

send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping,

send me your dream.

If you are

laughing, send me your smile.

If you are

eating, send me a bite.

If you are

drinking, send me a sip.

If you are

crying, send me your tears.

I love you."


The husband

texted back to her:

"I'm on the

toilet.

Please

advise."