SaltyCajun.com - shipwrecked on a tiny island

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a
sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal

companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze
was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely

man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the
sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took
his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to
enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get
those feelings again.

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned
over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted
her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'