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davethefish1 12-06-2009 02:55 AM
From Robin Williams----
 
You gotta love Robin Williams.......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan.

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US/ UK / AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our
'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler,
Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those
'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are
from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them..

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US /UK/ Australia will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting
sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH..learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? 'The
Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your
huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a
piece of me?'

PUREBAY2200 12-07-2009 03:27 PM
sounds good to me.

Jordan 12-07-2009 03:38 PM
nice job !!!!!!!! i like it !!!!!!

callmaker 12-07-2009 03:49 PM
Hell yes that what i am talking about :D


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