16 ridiculous questions Park guides get asked
 

16 ridiculous questions Park guides get asked

1. At what elevation do the deer turn into elk?
2. Do you get female sperm whales?
3. How much does Mount McKinley weigh?
4. Is there water all the way round this island?
5. Why doesn't this island float away?
6. Is all this natural? (asked in Banff National Park)
7. Would the lightening be faster if it didn't zigzag?
8. Can I bring cutlery into Australia?
9. What do you do with the snow when it melts?
10. What is actually in the unexplored part of the cave?
11. Is the water in the pool rough because it is sea water? (asked on a cruise ship)
12. Do these Canadian flags come in other colours? (asked in a souvenir shop)
13. Why have they let Hawaii become so Americanised?
14. Do we have to stay up til midnight to change our clocks?
15. Is that the same moon we get back home in Texas?
16. Am I okay to ride in the float plane with breast implants?

LOL