getting old
 

I'm not implying any of you are old.
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> I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

> Old age is coming at a really bad time!

> When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a
> grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!

> The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down,
> I'll remember it."

> Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the
> courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I
> finally snap!

> I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights." I'm very wise.

> My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs
> work.

> If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

> The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no"
> which is shorter than "yes".

> I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do
> that second week.

> When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?

> I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my kids took it!

> Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound

> Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer
> me to someone I can't understand anyway?

> Lord, Give me patience and give it to me NOW.

> Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

> At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I
> went there.
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I can identify with more of those than I care to admit...