Washington man electrocuted by urinating on power line
 

An Elma, Wash., man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a one-car crash near Montesano.
Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel said Monday that Roy Messenger, 50, was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday night. Messenger called a relative to pull his car out of the ditch.
When family members arrived they found Messenger electrocuted. Pimentel said Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire.
Pimentel said there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body.

frank and beans anyone?

Roasted.

Aw man that had to hurt!

"hang on honey let me pee on this here wire"

Ok..


"hope you don't want kids anythime soon....."


had to hurt

Dumb ***......what else can be said



REALLY

hmm lets see, in the ditch late at night. immediately after crashing you have a pounding urge to pee, and you dont notice a downed powerline just a few feet from you.
Call me crazy but sounds like some alcohol may have been involved here

I wonder what the last thing that went through his mind was? 50K volts?

Wow that's a shocker..

1.I'd have defiantly peed during the crash..not after.
2. you just hit the power pole..uhh the line should be on the ground
3.Should have peed on the tire i guess..

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