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Artifishual 03-03-2010 12:01 PM

True Story
 
My wife called me earlier today and she was laughing so hard she could hardly talk. Seems her SIL has family member in La. that has a child with down's syndrome. The child is older and stays home without supervision.

The father gets a phone call yesterday from the child screaming into the phone that there is a troll in the house and that he has captured it in his closet. The dad tries to tell him that there is no such thing as trolls, but he would hear of no such. So the dad leaves work and hurries home to discover the son has pushed all the furniture in his bedroom in front of the closet door. The dad moves all the furniture away from the door and discovers a midget in the closet. Turns out that the guy works for the census bureau.


LMAO I would put my hand on a bible and swear this to be true!


One question though. Does "W" work for the census bureau? :*****:

Fishmaster 03-03-2010 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Artifishual (Post 122043)
My wife called me earlier today and she was laughing so hard she could hardly talk. Seems her SIL has family member in La. that has a child with down's syndrome. The child is older and stays home without supervision.

The father gets a phone call yesterday from the child screaming into the phone that there is a troll in the house and that he has captured it in his closet. The dad tries to tell him that there is no such thing as trolls, but he would hear of no such. So the dad leaves work and hurries home to discover the son has pushed all the furniture in his bedroom in front of the closet door. The dad moves all the furniture away from the door and discovers a midget in the closet. Turns out that the guy works for the census bureau.


LMAO I would put my hand on a bible and swear this to be true!


One question though. Does "W" work for the census bureau? :*****:

Lmao :eek:
:*****::*****::*****:

longsidelandry 03-03-2010 12:08 PM

LMAO holy crap that's some funny ****. Aw man can you imagine what went on in that house? :*****: I bet that census guy was pizzed!

Fishmaster 03-03-2010 12:10 PM

But why would they have a midget for the census when he wouldn't be able to ring the door bell :confused:

Jay 03-03-2010 12:13 PM

:*****::rotfl::*****:

Jordan 03-03-2010 12:16 PM

maybe he stands on his suitcase ?

specktator 03-03-2010 01:09 PM

wait! my gf was telling me about this the other day. she is a teacher in laf at st. genevieve and said it was the mom of one of the students or something like that told her about it. i didnt believe it! lol i think it was the mom he was talking to. said she was in a meeting and she had 30 missed calls from him. he kept tellin her that he caught a troll and put it in the closet!

speckdaddy 03-03-2010 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordan (Post 122056)
maybe he stands on his suitcase ?

He lives under yer moobs

bay_slayer 03-03-2010 01:13 PM

LMAO.........i just had a tear squirt out of my eye from laughing so hard!!

speckdaddy 03-03-2010 01:15 PM

From what the story ?

"W" 03-03-2010 01:19 PM

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speckdaddy 03-03-2010 01:20 PM

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bay_slayer 03-03-2010 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by speckdaddy (Post 122079)
From what the story ?

yeah buddy

speckinabox 03-03-2010 01:36 PM

Baby Ruth!!!

RaginCagin 03-03-2010 01:39 PM

We played bouree at my camp last Tuesday and a guy that was there walked in the camp dying laughing with a similar story. Supposedly his mom had just called him and told him this story and said it was a co-worker of hers son. They work at the untility company around Pineville and supposedly the midget was checking the electric meter:confused:. Now what am I supposed to believe:spineyes:. Was he a meter reader or a census bureay guy or is this just bs.

Artifishual 03-03-2010 01:42 PM

I have no idea as to where this actually happened. I got this from my wife who's SIL is somehow kin to these people. You know how stories that get told over and over go! It was just too funny not to pass alone!

Hier Soir 03-03-2010 02:01 PM

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FREON 03-03-2010 03:11 PM

so dat spainz ware W disapeerd 2.

bay_slayer 03-03-2010 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by FREON (Post 122112)
so dat spainz ware W disapeerd 2.


Are you saying W was in the closet??:confused::p

FREON 03-03-2010 03:20 PM

yep....glad 2 here dat he finally came owt.....BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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