Finally some relief from it all
 

Do any of you guys suffer from this same problem?
These guys can help: www.stopabductions.com
:*****::rotfl::*****:

Don't forget the testimonials section.

I just use cheap aluminum foil from K-mart.
Much cheaper.

The website sounds just foul....

hah
 

thats an inferior method, dont be fooled. You need the real thing

I will just paint it with chrome paint.
To reflect the bad alien radiowaves.

nope
 

its legit, just check it out. freaking hilarious especially the testimonies

it has make your own instructions.

paranoid schizophrenia!

man how did you find that i been trying to build one of these for years........don't want no aliens peaking at my thoughts

Some messed up people in this world...
 

This is freakin' hilarious:

"GROUNDING DIRECTIONS

Several abductees report that the buzzing sound they hear when wearing the helmet can be completely alleviated through the use of proper grounding. They used a double ground, securing the ground to the Velostat in the helmet with thick aluminum foil then connecting the two insulated grounding wires to standard grounding rods which are available from electronics supply stores.

Once the helmets were properly grounded and the ground wires were insulated from touching any part of a house with rubber insulation, all of the buzzing noise heard by the abductees ceased. The abductees using grounds sleep wearing their thought screen helmets.

Please note that only some abductees report a buzzing sound while wearing the helmet. Others report no sound and all and complete success with the helmet."

Or is the best one where the mother says:
"the bruising is dark in the middle like done with a *****."

This is killer stuff!!!:*****::*****::*****:

Sort of reminds me of Uncle Rico's Time Machine. (Alright Fool: Name that movie!)

LOL sure the heck does

I were aluminum foil for underwear, has worked so far...

?
 

worked for what? keeping away aliens or women? :rotfl:

Both, that's why I'm able to fish so much!!!

LOL
 

smart fella