Little johnnys sister
 

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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"

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Sally replied, "No... Salty."

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lmao

thats better than the joke about the kid who went home and told his dad he got laid! the dad said "good job son! did you enjoy it" the son replied heck yeah! the dad then said well don't tell your mom, she will get upset. A couple days later the dad, curious, asked if he was still getting any? The son replied "no my butt hole is still sore from the first time!

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