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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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![]() by Illegal Immigrants I cross river, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, 'You come no more, We send cash right to your door.' Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in buses and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, I buy his house, and then I say, 'Find more aliens for house to rent.' In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, ... But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood.. We have hobby it called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills! TAXPAYER crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here. We think America darn good place! Too darn good for white man race. If they no like us, they can go, Got lots of room in Mexico . |
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Thats all facts.
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yeah, My friend found a old civics book from early 1900's they had chapters about civil beliefs that would upset most Americans today, It suggested that people on welfare shouldn't be able to vote, because they would vote for who ever would get them more benefits, its true, but if someone suggested that today they would be accused of setting America back and then bashed as a racist!
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where did my pictures go? They were there when I posted it???
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We had a old civics book at Acension Craplic that was from the same era. Its rediculous the things they had in there. |
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Boy ain't that the truth
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Yeah that hit the nail on the head.
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Its a shame I have to raise my kids in this mess.
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