Finally some relief from it all

[catch.and.fillet]

This is freakin' hilarious:

"GROUNDING DIRECTIONS

Several abductees report that the buzzing sound they hear when wearing the helmet can be completely alleviated through the use of proper grounding. They used a double ground, securing the ground to the Velostat in the helmet with thick aluminum foil then connecting the two insulated grounding wires to standard grounding rods which are available from electronics supply stores.

Once the helmets were properly grounded and the ground wires were insulated from touching any part of a house with rubber insulation, all of the buzzing noise heard by the abductees ceased. The abductees using grounds sleep wearing their thought screen helmets.

Please note that only some abductees report a buzzing sound while wearing the helmet. Others report no sound and all and complete success with the helmet."

Or is the best one where the mother says:
"the bruising is dark in the middle like done with a *****."

This is killer stuff!!!

Sort of reminds me of Uncle Rico's Time Machine. (Alright Fool: Name that movie!)

[FF_T_Warren]

Originally Posted by catch.and.fillet

Sort of reminds me of Uncle Rico's Time Machine. (Alright Fool: Name that movie!)

LOL sure the heck does