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06-04-2010, 08:27 AM
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[SIZE=5]A WOMAN'S POEM:[/SIZE] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Before I lay me down to sleep,[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]I pray for a man who's not a creep,[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]One who's handsome, smart and strong.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]One who loves to listen long,[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]One who thinks before he speaks,[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]One who'll call, not wait for weeks.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]I pray he's rich and self-employed,[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]And when I spend, won't be annoyed.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Pull out my chair and hold my hand..[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Massage my feet and help me stand.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Oh send a king to make me queen.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]A man who loves to cook and clean.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]I pray this man will love no other.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]And relish visits with my mother.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]A MAN'S POEM:[/SIZE][SIZE=5][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][/SIZE] [SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh##. 
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06-04-2010, 01:39 PM
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#5
06-04-2010, 04:46 PM
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dats pretty cool
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#6
06-05-2010, 12:13 AM
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