Stupid things you've told your wife

[DUCKGOGETTER]

One time we were at the inlaws house and me and my father-n-law were ragging on each other and my wife comes out on the porch to get another beer from the fridge. My father-n-law says how i should be thanking him for what he does for me and i said like what. He said well i let you marry my beutiful daughter, and i said please that's the ugliest mother ****er i've ever been with. My wife just stopped dead in her tracks and looked at me with these eyes and my father-n-law was laughing his *** off. Needless to say she didn't talk to me the rest of the day, and yes beer was involved

[Matt G]

Originally Posted by DUCKGOGETTER

One time we were at the inlaws house and me and my father-n-law were ragging on each other and my wife comes out on the porch to get another beer from the fridge. My father-n-law says how i should be thanking him for what he does for me and i said like what. He said well i let you marry my beutiful daughter, and i said please that's the ugliest mother ****er i've ever been with. My wife just stopped dead in her tracks and looked at me with these eyes and my father-n-law was laughing his *** off. Needless to say she didn't talk to me the rest of the day, and yes beer was involved

Damn that hurt!!!!! That's worse than when I told mine your not fat, your fluffy!I guess there really is no nice way to tell them they got a few extra pounds on them.

[mriguy]

Originally Posted by Matt G

Damn that hurt!!!!! That's worse than when I told mine your not fat, your fluffy!I guess there really is no nice way to tell them they got a few extra pounds on them.

Pleasantly plump doesn't work!!!