Stupid things you've told your wife

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One time we were at the inlaws house and me and my father-n-law were ragging on each other and my wife comes out on the porch to get another beer from the fridge. My father-n-law says how i should be thanking him for what he does for me and i said like what. He said well i let you marry my beutiful daughter, and i said please that's the ugliest mother ****er i've ever been with. My wife just stopped dead in her tracks and looked at me with these eyes and my father-n-law was laughing his *** off. Needless to say she didn't talk to me the rest of the day, and yes beer was involved