Stupid things you've told your wife

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Originally Posted by southern151

Ya know what?! She feels good enough tonight to run her mouth...clear packing tape held it down perfect! That being said, my ins deductible is high so, can yall take up some $ to cover it?! I bet I'll need it but, she's got it coming!

Don't forget it's on there and catch a bath urself!
Last time I did it, it was priceless! I was sitting 10 ft across at the bar, the woman walks up turns faucet on, and immidiately turns away and go's for the stove not realizing its pumping water all over the kitchen!
When she finally turned around we both were laughing soo hard we could cry!
I looked at her and said well, u got a mess on ur hands, turned and walked out!
It was crickets:!!!!
Until I retired with two chamois to clean it up! :-)