Stupid things you've told your wife

[southern151]

Well, I set the trap. She never went to the faucet before bed last night. Thank God she didn't get up in the middle of the night, while I was sleeping!! I figure my phone should be blowing up anytime now though...She's getting the kids ready for school!

Oh, this could be bad! I figure, by now, she knows why I was in such a hurry to get out of the house this morning. I left at 6:45! LOL!! Oh, what have I started?! Thanks a lot guys! UGH!

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Originally Posted by southern151

well, i set the trap. She never went to the faucet before bed last night. Thank god she didn't get up in the middle of the night, while i was sleeping!! I figure my phone should be blowing up anytime now though...she's getting the kids ready for school!

Oh, this could be bad! I figure, by now, she knows why i was in such a hurry to get out of the house this morning. I left at 6:45! Lol!! Oh, what have i started?! Thanks a lot guys! Ugh!

you better pick up a big thing of lotion on your way home today, cause sir you are officialy cut off

[fishinpox]

Originally Posted by DUCKGOGETTER

you better pick up a big thing of lotion on your way home today, cause sir you are officialy cut off

Mine tried to " use the lotion on me" I told her stop I can do it better myself! ..... Did NOT go over well

[wtretrievers]

Originally Posted by fishinpox

Mine tried to " use the lotion on me" I told her stop I can do it better myself! ..... Did NOT go over well

That's funny c h it right dare!!!!!!

[southern151]

Originally Posted by fishinpox

Mine tried to " use the lotion on me" I told her stop I can do it better myself! ..... Did NOT go over well

"I've got years more experience at that than you do." Didn't settle well. Turtle headed back to his shell after that dumb comment!