Stupid things you've told your wife

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Originally Posted by southern151

well, i set the trap. She never went to the faucet before bed last night. Thank god she didn't get up in the middle of the night, while i was sleeping!! I figure my phone should be blowing up anytime now though...she's getting the kids ready for school!

Oh, this could be bad! I figure, by now, she knows why i was in such a hurry to get out of the house this morning. I left at 6:45! Lol!! Oh, what have i started?! Thanks a lot guys! Ugh!

you better pick up a big thing of lotion on your way home today, cause sir you are officialy cut off