Citations handed out to motorists in left lane

[QUACKHEAD]

Well guys, I guess you wouldn't like seeing me around a four lane, I often drive on the left side. I worked ambulance for several years when I was younger and my time behind the wheel and in the back with patients with broken bones have taught me the left side is normally smoother than the right. I do watch behind me and if a car is catching up to me ( which doesn't happen often) I will go to the right lane while the car passes. I know it is the PASSING LANE, but it's still smoother normally. Guess I'll just have to start buying shocks more often and maybe stick a pillow under my arss. It's cheaper than tickets.