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![]() [SIZE=+4]It's not difficult to[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]make a woman happy.[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]A man only needs to[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE] [SIZE=+4] be:[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]1. a friend[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]2. a companion[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]3. a lover[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]4. a brother[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]5. a father[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]6. a master[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]7.. a chef[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]8. an electrician[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]9. a carpenter[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]10. a plumber [/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]11. a mechanic[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]12. a decorator[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]13. a stylist[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]14. a sexologist [/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]15. a gynecologist[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]16. a psychologist[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]17. a pest exterminator[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]18. a psychiatrist[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]19. a healer[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]20. a good listener[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]21. an organizer [/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]22. a good father[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]23. very clean[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]24. sympathetic[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]25. athletic [/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]26. warm[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]27. attentive[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]28. gallant[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]29. intelligent[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]30. funny[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]31. creative[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]32. tender[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]33. strong[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]34. understanding[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]35. tolerant [/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]36. prudent[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]37. ambitious[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]38. capable[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]39. courageous [/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]40. determined[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]41. true[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]42. dependable[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]43. passionate[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]44. compassionate[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: [/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]45. give her compliments regularly[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]46. love shopping[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]47. be honest[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]48. be very rich[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]49. not stress her out[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]50. not look at other girls[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]52. give her lots of time, especially time for[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]herself[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes [/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]54. Never to forget:[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]* birthdays[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]* anniversaries[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]* arrangements she makes[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY[/SIZE] [SIZE=+4]1. Show up naked With Beer[/SIZE] |
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This would be funny if were not so hauntingly true
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