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Old 05-11-2010, 12:54 PM
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Depression!


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".




Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".



Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!



I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. So, I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
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Old 05-11-2010, 01:06 PM
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lmao sad but true and very funny
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Old 05-11-2010, 01:14 PM
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thats hilarious!!!!!
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:53 PM
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haha nice
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