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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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lady waiting for a bus
> > Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. > > So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step . > > Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. > > About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. > > She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' > > The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends." |
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Thats close and personal!
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lmao priceless
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lmao
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Yep.....Ol Reel Bender sure has a way with words.
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*****, thats a good one !!!
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