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warning scam alert!!!!
A head`s up for those men who may be regular customers at Lowes, Home Depot, Costco, or even Walmart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don`t be naive to think it couldn`t happen to you or your friends. Here is how the scam works: Two nice looking college aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It`s impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no, but instead ask for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they climb into your vehicle. On the way they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also September 1st and 4th, twice on the 8th, 10th, 11th, and very likely again this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. Walmart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $1.00 at the Dollar Store and bought out 3 of their locations. Also, you never get to eat at McDonalds. I have already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowes, to Home Depot, to Walmart, etc. So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon. |
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i be sure to watch out for this... hopefully my wallet can get stolen soon
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What would happen if these girls try this and you have not had time to get another wallet? How far would they go............
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This is why I carry my cash in my underwear! Makes it a win win situation! Kinda awkward when you trying to pay them girls in the front with it though!
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Hahaha.
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ahahahahha
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I notice it happened every 2 to 3 days instead of everyday!
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