Swamp People

[Swamp Critter]

My little 'predicament' if you could call it that, is I'm dumb enough to let the insults I read on line bother me. So much so, that the other day I came across a motorcycle website. I don't think it was a 'biker' website, but looked like for guys who like to customize and 'soup up' their bikes. I almost joined it just to reply to an offensive statement some guy put there. Then I asked myself, like 'what the hell am I doing?' and common sense got the better of me and I clicked it off the screen. I've never owned a motorcycle, and have only ridden one, as a passenger, a few times. I'm a reasonably smart guy, college educated, married with 2 kids, job, etc. For some reason this thing just gets under my skin. And I don't even hunt gators, nor do I live in the swamp. Maybe I just can't deny my heritage, and the idea that if you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. Any of you coonass psychiatrists have some advice?