Hunting Etiquette

[Duck Butter]

My company owns some land in Claiborne Parish that is way out in the sticks. Only one way to get to it, so we have a right to access the property - right? We are on the property maybe twice a year. Well, the area is beautiful and has a bunch of turkeys on it, which is my passion, but anyway we are not allowed to hunt it. I run into the guy who maintains the road and owns the adjacent property and he is just an azzhole for some reason. We had to be on OUR property for a week straight which happened to be during deer season, so he was pissed about us being up there on OUR property and we were up there daylight til dark for 5 whole days. Which last I checked deer season is at least 3 months up there, and we won't be back up there til next year so he has it to himself basically. Well, he calls me up one day to gripe about some ruts in the road and I tell him it was raining the last day and it is what it is and I am sorry. Well, he was real calm and collective in person, but turns into a badazz on the phone and starts cussing me. I am in the office with my co-workers and they are listening to me get really loud with this guy just defending myself. The more I tried to be nice the more he got loud, so I laid into him screaming. Well, turns out he is very very passionate about turkey hunting also and I tell him that LDWF called me and wanted to go up there trap turkeys on our property in the next few weeks. I said I had told them no, but now I am reconsidering. You could have heard a pin drop. I had him by the balls, and no more problems outta him!