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Old 02-09-2011, 11:24 AM
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I being a half-fast decent golfer watch my buddies show up at the golf course with $800 worth of irons, $400 golf bag , the latest nuclear powered titanium driver $450, the latest Under Armor golf fashions $175 and $200 golf shoes. They look just like Arnold Palmer until they actually swing the clubs. I play in blue jeans with a 25 year old set of Ping knock-offs $175 and drum their arses...They are completely befuddled "Hows he do dat?"..
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Old 02-09-2011, 11:32 AM
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I being a half-fast decent golfer watch my buddies show up at the golf course with $800 worth of irons, the latest nuclear powered titanium driver $450, the latest Under Armor golf fashions $175 and $200 golf shoes. They look just like Arnold Palmer until they actually swing the clubs. I play in blue jeans with a 25 year old set of Ping knock-offs $175 and drum their arses...They are completely befuddled "Hows he do dat?"..
lol that pretty much sums up my wife's cousin's fiance. He had never played golf before so he went buy a bunch of Under Armor golf clothes (even a "golf hat") and a set of decent clubs.
I played for the first time 2 summers ago and went to Academy and asked where the cheap clubs were, the associate brought me to some middle grade stuff, I said "No, you don't understand. I want the clubs that come the full set with the bag in a box for like $100." Went out to the course in some tennis shoes, shorts and a t-shirt. I don't understand why people think they need to look all spiffy to play golf.
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