Teaching the 6 year old...

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Originally Posted by swamp snorkler

My son (6 years old in first grade) comes home every Monday with his test from the previous week. His language test last week was on nouns and verbs. He had to write 3 of each. His 3 nouns were Bazooka, 22 caliber and M-16, his 3 verbs were shoot, stad, and fart. The teacher corrected stad and added an n in it to make stand....he told his teacher I was not trying to write stand I was trying to write stab.

I can only imagine what the teacher was thinking when she grade his paper!

My 5year old daughters teacher told her to paint a rainbow and she said "my daddy said rainbows are for homos"!! That was my first trip to the principals office in 10 years!