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Old 06-24-2011, 09:11 AM
Andy C Andy C is offline
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Default The job interview

A man in Texas wanted to join the Frio County Sheriff's Dept. and was
being interviewed for that position.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications are excellent,
but there's an attitude suitability test that applicants must pass before
we can hire them." Then, sliding a Smith & Wesson .45 ACP pistol across the
desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal
aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive
Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "You're hired.
When can you start?"
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Old 06-24-2011, 09:25 AM
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LOL!!!!!!!
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Old 06-24-2011, 09:28 AM
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Nothing in Texas but steers and queers
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Old 06-24-2011, 09:29 AM
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nice!! too bad it aint the truth!!
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Old 06-24-2011, 01:47 PM
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LMAO!! Love it
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