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Old 07-12-2011, 05:01 PM
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Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters?


Do you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?

And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal aliens", and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses, and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, sheep-loving, raggedy-a$$ people with you." ?
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Old 07-12-2011, 05:03 PM
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lol i needed that been a long day..
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Old 07-12-2011, 05:10 PM
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haha
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Old 07-12-2011, 05:36 PM
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Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters?


Do you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?

And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal aliens", and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses, and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, sheep-loving, raggedy-a$$ people with you." ?
So, you're saying W is an illegal alien?
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:43 PM
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Heck yea i like dat one.
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:56 PM
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I actual laughed out loud. Hahaha.
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Old 07-12-2011, 09:50 PM
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Old 07-12-2011, 10:01 PM
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Old 07-13-2011, 09:01 AM
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boy you learn something new every day!
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