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Old 07-13-2011, 09:25 PM
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Why do women live longer then men?
Because the knives are in the kitchen..
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Old 07-13-2011, 09:49 PM
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Worst one liner I've ever seen....I want to cut my eye balls out now
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Old 07-13-2011, 09:53 PM
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Worst one liner I've ever seen....I want to cut my eye balls out now
ur acting supprised! You can slide this time double H
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:34 PM
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Go jump off a bridge
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:36 PM
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Go jump off a bridge
Ouch.....
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:56 PM
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:21 AM
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iron man, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Old 07-14-2011, 03:25 AM
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Lol ok Billy.
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:55 AM
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I came up with that all by myself..who is billy??
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:58 AM
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Hey look Jared peed his pants! You cant be cool unless you pee your pants!
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:03 AM
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Iron man can help juanita shave her arm pits.
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:05 AM
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Seriously i just wasted time from my life looking at this stupid joke
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:14 AM
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If peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:28 AM
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I "like" this!
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:36 AM
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boycott Iron man!!!
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:05 AM
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Dang fellas, its just a dumb joke. Give the guy a break. Its not that bad!
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:08 AM
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ok just for you
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:21 AM
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what courteous sportsmen yall are....
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:03 AM
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just giving the kid a hard time... all fun in games.
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:41 AM
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that Veronica Vauhn is one hot tamale...I know from experience
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