Funny things kids say and do

[swamp snorkler]

My son who is 7 and in a league of his own use to profess he had to "make poo" really loud in public. I told him thats not very tactful and he should tell me something like "I have to drop the kids off at the pool".

Move ahead a few weeks, we out having dinner one night at a restaurant and he says..... "Dad, I have to drop the kids off at the pool"

So we head to the bathroom and he's sitting on the toilet and I'm outside the stall. I asked him if he was done yet, he says no he didn't start. So I tell him to hurry up our food is going to be coming out. He said "Dad, my stomach is moving"....I said okay well try to hurry up, he says in the most serious voice ever....."Daddy, I think they putting there bathing suits on."



One my little girl just said a few days ago. She's 6 and doesn't bite her lip for anyone, well her and my wife were in front of Wal-Mart selling Worlds Finest Chocolate for a school fundraiser, this lady walks out the store with a buggy ful of groceries so my little girl asked her if she would to like to buy some chocolate to help support her school, the lady looks at her says well I don't have any money, so my little girl said, well how you bought all them groceries if you don't have any money.