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words to the wise!
Shooting Advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it: A: Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians. B: Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you. D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length. E: Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off. F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second. G: The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if necessary. H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty. I: If you're in a gun fight: 1. If you're not shooting, you should be loading. 2. If you're not loading, you should be moving, 3. If you're not moving', you're dead. J: In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something! K: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about? L: You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language. M: You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family. If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, please forward. |
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Can i get a hell yeah!!
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Awesome.
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I thank G is the most important one!!!!
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I also like e.
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I love this.
I posted this probably over a year ago. Everything in there makes 100% sense. Needs to be reposted at least every few months. |
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Oh Hell to da yea!!!
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Yep
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Love it!!!
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yep!
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BASS FISHING EXTRAORDINAIRE! |
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Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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amen brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you need to fire a warning shot it should be center mass.
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