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Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich

So I am looking to get a new muffler for my truck. My current ones are too loud and was pulled over today going 52 in a 50 for excessive noise. My glasspacks push 130dbs and the officer pulled me over at 1549 hrs. He asked me if I had any weapons in the vehicle, and I told him I had a few but I was looking to upgrade every single one. He asked for my license and registration. I told him that my wallet fell into the bayou along with my camera but I had pics to prove. My registration on the other hand was eaten by the beagle I found that later turned out to be the one my uncle abandoned. He then told me to step out of the vehicle. By now it was 1622hrs and I was still wet from falling in the water. He wanted to check the ducks I killed (only 2, couldnt find the one I lost) so he looked in my bed. It just so happened that while I was looking for my lost duck, I shot an undersized bass when I slipped into the water so I decided to keep it. It was barely undersized so its ok. While he was questioning me, I heard on his walkie talkie thatt dispatch called for officers to the scene of a break in and robbery at 10079 Vera ln which happened to be my address. He let me off with a warning for everything and I followed him en route to my house. Upon arrival, I found my laptop missing among other things. I saw the perpetrator and decided to empty two clips from my quickdraw holster, leaving me 26 rounds shorter. Well my aim isnt so good but I managed to shoot off the perps finger and some hair. Decided to employ chuck norris and he took the evidence I gathered immediately. Still looking for the guy but the beagle is happy as can be. Anyone have any suggestions for a new muffler?


sammich

Chuck Norris??