Gonna Get Hit

[thomas1950]

Late one night we spotted two guys having a great deal of fun decorating our yard with some toilet paper. We recognized them, laughed to ourselves and decided to have a little fun. I threw open our front door, ran outside about ten feet and stopped. It startled them and they both took off and hid behind some bushes nearby. I hollered, "Nice job Doug and Jimmy! You can come out now because I know who you are and am fixing to call your parents, wake them up and tell them what you are doing!" They sheepishly came walking up and said, "Please don't call our parents." For not calling their parents they cleaned up the toilet paper, came back the following morning and washed and waxed our car. It was fun and we all still laugh about it to this day.

One night my friend spotted some kids rolling his yard and figured he too would have some fun. He sneaked around the house from the back yard, walked up to their car, removed the keys from the ignition then sneaked back into his house via the back yard. They continued watching the 'rollers' from inside their house having a delightful time. When the 'rolling party' was finished they took off for their vehicle to make their getaway but ... couldn't get away. The conversation in their car must have been interesting to hear as they sat there not knowing what to do. My friend waited a few minutes, walked outside up to their car holding up the car keys with a smile on his face and asked them, "Are you looking for these?" They hung their heads in disbelief as they had been B-U-S-T-E-D ! My friend told them, "Now, after you finish cleaning up the toilet paper you can have your keys back and leave." Everyone laughed and pitched in cleaning up the toilet paper.