General Discussion (Everything Else): Stupid things you've told your wife

DUCKGOGETTER Stupid things you've told your wife 01-11-2013, 03:42 PM

"W" Pics of Sister N law??? 01-11-2013, 03:47 PM

DUCKGOGETTER won't do that due to all the nasty comments that would be... 01-11-2013, 03:48 PM

weedeater I seen this on there the other day and my favorite was... 01-11-2013, 03:53 PM

DUCKGOGETTER yeah that was good 01-11-2013, 03:54 PM

DUCKGOGETTER Come on guys i can't be the only ****head of a husband out... 01-11-2013, 03:55 PM

rustyb "Thats the way your sister likes it too"! 01-11-2013, 03:57 PM

Jordan "your voice really is annoying me"------Said that last... 01-11-2013, 04:03 PM

southern151 The list of stupid crap I've said to my wife would burn up... 01-11-2013, 04:04 PM

Big Flounder Lol! I'm in the same boat as you! If I gave my wife this... 01-11-2013, 04:10 PM

Finfeatherfur Not really the same thing, but close! My sis-in-law is... 01-11-2013, 04:09 PM

Finfeatherfur There was also the time I shot my wife in the azz with a BB... 01-11-2013, 04:11 PM

mr crab I did that too. Very dumb move. She still reminds me of it 06-15-2013, 08:17 AM

Red Devil I've said lots of stupid things, but the one that really... 01-11-2013, 04:23 PM

southern151 Recently, when I replaced the dishwasher, I told her that... 01-11-2013, 04:24 PM

BIG-C In front of friends i told her that it was time to trade my... 01-11-2013, 04:35 PM

Red Devil She begged and begged for that Zumba fitness video and used... 01-11-2013, 04:32 PM

southern151 Had a big stack of cash in hand back when we moved the... 01-11-2013, 04:40 PM

meaux fishing Told an ex after she asked.. Yeah I've dated prettier girls... 01-11-2013, 04:57 PM

Matt G After a little fooling around I threw a rag at her and... 01-11-2013, 05:13 PM

southern151 LOL Matt! I told my f-i-l when he was down last here last... 01-11-2013, 05:28 PM

RickLafayette I once bought my wife one of those mood rings. It had a... 01-11-2013, 05:35 PM

3FLa Reversed 01-11-2013, 05:45 PM

1fastmerc I asked my wife is she had ran out of diet pills. I was... 01-11-2013, 06:33 PM

homerun Even if pickin dont ever call them lazy dont ever call... 01-11-2013, 06:42 PM

Dink Her notification tone on her phone is a beep beep... 01-11-2013, 06:49 PM

Matt G This one she did to herself..... One night me and a... 01-11-2013, 07:00 PM

Dink omg!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!! 01-11-2013, 07:04 PM

homerun i BET YOU DID!!!!!!!! 01-11-2013, 07:21 PM

mriguy Bwaaaaaaaa!!!! You win 01-11-2013, 07:51 PM

southern151 I used to refer to PMS and menstrual stuff as 10 days... 01-11-2013, 07:49 PM

meaux fishing I used to say youre just acting that way cause youre being... 01-11-2013, 08:02 PM

southern151 You'll learn! Hahaha! 01-11-2013, 08:05 PM

meaux fishing she said"we need to get a dishwasher" I said "I already... 01-11-2013, 08:07 PM

southern151 Meaux, do you need to borrow a shovel or, do you have your... 01-11-2013, 08:14 PM

meaux fishing oh ive got one for sure lol 01-11-2013, 08:22 PM

southern151 Just asked my wife to help me with this thread...she is... 01-11-2013, 08:17 PM

southern151 Another time her parents were here, she came to the living... 01-11-2013, 08:20 PM

meaux fishing lmao 01-11-2013, 08:22 PM

Msucowpoke51 Man!! If my wife was on SC she would probably have... 01-11-2013, 09:12 PM

fishinpox i really dont see anything wrong with the things i say so i... 01-11-2013, 10:00 PM

Bluechip I had a friend of mine that was fishing with his son in law... 01-11-2013, 10:18 PM

southern151 That's awesome! 01-11-2013, 10:19 PM

fishinpox "Babe, its not gay if you and the other girl are both... 01-11-2013, 11:42 PM

southern151 I've been after that same line for years! Complete failure... 01-11-2013, 11:46 PM

Dink You're doing it wrong.....need some tips? 01-12-2013, 09:39 AM

DUCKGOGETTER One time we were at the inlaws house and me and my... 01-12-2013, 07:20 AM

Matt G Damn that hurt!!!!! That's worse than when I told mine your... 01-12-2013, 07:58 AM

mriguy Pleasantly plump doesn't work!!! 01-12-2013, 09:20 AM

Goooh "You have the cutest chin" "Awweee, do I really?" ... 01-12-2013, 09:42 AM

DUCKGOGETTER lol!!!!!!! Yeah, but my wife dishes it out too we have a... 01-12-2013, 09:48 AM

Matt G She had some cheese on her chin and I told her to whipe the... 01-12-2013, 12:45 PM

Goooh Boom! 01-12-2013, 11:44 AM

DUCKGOGETTER yeah i know she don't come back with much, but when she... 01-12-2013, 11:50 AM

Sea-Trac Offshore When I went to Vegas years ago for work and I was with ex... 01-12-2013, 12:03 PM

Msucowpoke51 I guy I work with asked his wife last month what she wanted... 01-12-2013, 12:54 PM

DUCKGOGETTER LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! 01-12-2013, 01:02 PM

Matt G Got her again tonight. We ate at my parents and my wife... 01-14-2013, 11:01 PM

mikedatiger Ok, I'll play. When The Hunger Games was a popular read... 01-14-2013, 11:19 PM

Goggleeye11 I'll teach you to fish. 01-15-2013, 07:28 AM

PaulMyers LOL 01-15-2013, 07:41 AM

Captain Mike P. Told my F-I-L that I like when his daughter is real drunk... 01-22-2013, 11:09 AM

Wide Open Mine asked me if I'd hold the other end of the king sized... 01-15-2013, 07:54 AM

Wide Open Poor thing was all fancied up one mirnin for work, and I... 01-15-2013, 07:57 AM

fishinpox Mine did that to me once! 01-15-2013, 08:41 AM

southern151 You just gave me an idea!! Thanks a LOT!:shaking: 01-15-2013, 09:46 AM

Ragin_Cajun Good ones on here! After a night of boozing it up we... 01-15-2013, 12:55 PM

saodma The worst I have said. Wife asked how her a$$ looked. I... 01-15-2013, 01:08 PM

simplepeddler As soon as the boat is done and paid for you can anything... 01-15-2013, 01:34 PM

Goggleeye11 Nine months pregnant and crying, told me " I look like a... 01-15-2013, 02:15 PM

swt70611 Alright after those laughs I'll have to bite. One night... 01-15-2013, 03:00 PM

southern151 That is what is commonly referred to as a catch-22 or, "Oh... 01-15-2013, 03:17 PM

swt70611 Luckily she laughed....... she knew she was fat 01-15-2013, 03:18 PM

Reefman Woke up one morning, turned to my sleeping wife and said... 01-15-2013, 03:04 PM

RonnieF Mine asked, do these pants make my but look big? Then I... 01-15-2013, 04:23 PM

swamp snorkler Mine asked one day "I wonder why women get periods".......... 01-15-2013, 04:27 PM

fun w son after mine heard a smart a$$ comment i said to her brothers... 01-15-2013, 05:47 PM

Deerfarmer Told mine that I always heard that men with large stomachs... 01-15-2013, 06:39 PM

Trout Princess Oh No! 01-19-2013, 11:33 AM

southern151 Bout to head to the house for the evening. Gotta run back... 01-15-2013, 06:49 PM

eman That woman gonna beat your *** and make you like it! 01-15-2013, 06:58 PM

Wide Open :D After that try the vasaline on the toilet... 01-15-2013, 07:46 PM

southern151 Wife in pain...must abort mission...for today, that is!... 01-15-2013, 07:56 PM

1fastmerc Lol. Be sure to post the blackeye. Sent from my... 01-15-2013, 06:50 PM

Dink I use scotch tape.....cant see it! 01-15-2013, 06:54 PM

biggun You all are some DUMB SOME *****ES... A friend of mine use... 01-15-2013, 07:05 PM

Matt G You right biggun, but I'm young enough that I can catch up... 01-15-2013, 07:15 PM

biggun LOL Matt... But I'm old ENOUGH to tell U... U can't catch... 01-15-2013, 07:45 PM

southern151 Ya know what?! She feels good enough tonight to run her... 01-15-2013, 11:45 PM

Wide Open Don't forget it's on there and catch a bath urself! Last... 01-16-2013, 08:17 AM

Wide Open Oh lawd!!! Lol 01-16-2013, 02:05 AM

meaux fishing Lmao!!! 01-16-2013, 07:07 AM

DUCKGOGETTER This is gonna be good 01-16-2013, 08:16 AM

southern151 Well, I set the trap. She never went to the faucet before... 01-16-2013, 08:39 AM

DUCKGOGETTER you better pick up a big thing of lotion on your way home... 01-16-2013, 08:44 AM

fishinpox Mine tried to " use the lotion on me" I told her stop I can... 01-16-2013, 09:40 PM

wtretrievers That's funny c h it right dare!!!!!!:rotfl::work: 01-16-2013, 10:02 PM

southern151 "I've got years more experience at that than you do."... 01-16-2013, 10:03 PM

southern151 Well, I'm on the phone with her now. I've had an easier... 01-16-2013, 08:52 AM

fun w son dead man talking! 01-16-2013, 09:04 AM

DUCKGOGETTER lol!!!!!!!!! You're dead meat 01-16-2013, 09:37 AM

1fastmerc LMBO. Sent from my stupid iPhone using Tapatalk 01-16-2013, 08:57 AM

Harley123 well we would like to know all the details and the a$$... 01-16-2013, 08:16 PM

southern151 Home now, and like a paranoid war veteran, I'm checking... 01-16-2013, 08:26 PM

southern151 Just sprayed off my plate and, she grinned. She said, "I... 01-16-2013, 08:30 PM

1fastmerc Lol Sent from my stupid iPhone using Tapatalk 01-16-2013, 08:53 PM

Harley123 Keep us posted sure enjoy the laugh 01-16-2013, 09:36 PM

MathGeek Here's how to make it better: You're right. I'm wrong.... 01-16-2013, 11:49 PM

Matt G That's how it's done? I've been getting it backwards all... 01-17-2013, 07:08 AM

fun w son X2 01-17-2013, 07:21 AM

southern151 New discovery!..."do it like you did before we were... 01-16-2013, 10:18 PM

alphaman My co worker told me, He and his wife were watching tv and... 01-16-2013, 10:48 PM

Goooh X2... If that don't work, get a thick phone book, put that... 01-17-2013, 01:40 PM

swamp snorkler Mine will never stay still long enough to let me hold the... 01-17-2013, 02:01 PM

1fastmerc Well I hope it was worth it. I taped the kitchen sprayer.... 01-17-2013, 06:02 PM

Matt G Hahahaha! I thought about trying it, but my luck I would... 01-17-2013, 07:52 PM

Dink Yep.....thats what I did..... 01-17-2013, 08:01 PM

southern151 Excellent!! 01-17-2013, 07:42 PM

1fastmerc Lol Sent from my stupid iPhone using Tapatalk 01-17-2013, 08:07 PM

Matt G I was telling my old man about the things some of y'all... 01-17-2013, 08:29 PM

Trout Princess I guess I am very lucky. Trophytroutman always tells me... 01-19-2013, 11:43 AM

fishinpox :puke::puke::spineyes: 01-19-2013, 12:24 PM

DUCKGOGETTER X2!!!!!!! 01-19-2013, 12:44 PM

DUCKGOGETTER so i guess you forgot about him leaving you for another... 01-19-2013, 12:51 PM

southern151 Seriously, go away! This is a funny thread, not "This week... 01-22-2013, 09:09 AM

DUCKGOGETTER x2!!!!! They're relationship is so wacked out, and they... 01-22-2013, 09:38 AM

Hopedale Hustler Holy shiznit lol hahahaha ^ 01-19-2013, 01:07 PM

1fastmerc LMBO. Dg Sent from my stupid iPhone using Tapatalk 01-19-2013, 02:42 PM

Jadams Best one I ever did was wife goes out w me and friends by 2... 01-22-2013, 01:09 AM

fishinpox My ex did the same thing, except I was with HER dad and... 01-22-2013, 08:06 AM

jdm4x43732 Gramps was getting busy!!! 01-22-2013, 10:43 AM

mriguy I think you get some kind of immunity when you are with... 01-22-2013, 10:46 AM

mcjaredsandwich X2! 01-22-2013, 05:12 AM

DUCKGOGETTER Saturday night we at a freinds house eating gumbo, and my... 01-22-2013, 07:38 AM

Lake Chuck Duck For real only reason he is sayin all that is cuz he is... 01-22-2013, 09:11 AM

1fastmerc Go ahead an vent dg. Lol Sent from my stupid iPhone... 01-22-2013, 10:33 AM

DUCKGOGETTER lol!!!!!!!!!! I would, but this would end up in the... 01-22-2013, 10:54 AM

dp* I may have had a few of these moments but the best (or... 01-22-2013, 11:45 AM

DUCKGOGETTER LOL!!!!!!!!!! 01-22-2013, 11:45 AM

jdm4x43732 I introduced mine at a bar before as "My First Wife". She... 01-22-2013, 12:34 PM

DUCKGOGETTER This story isn't about me, but it's something i would sure... 01-22-2013, 01:18 PM

southern151 Stored in memory! 01-22-2013, 02:10 PM

DUCKGOGETTER don't let me get you in trouble 01-22-2013, 02:51 PM

SaltERedneck :withstupid::nospam::trolls::beathorse: great points... 01-22-2013, 02:54 PM

1fastmerc Lol!!!! Figured that. Sent from my stupid iPhone... 01-22-2013, 02:08 PM

BassAssasin 3 weeks ago I told my wife that I would install our new... 01-22-2013, 03:39 PM

SaltERedneck On another note... my wife told me this yest 01-22-2013, 03:49 PM

Matt G I figured this thread needed to be revived. Yesterday we... 06-14-2013, 01:56 PM

bjhooper82 That's not smart!! Sweet avatar btw 06-14-2013, 01:57 PM

Matt G One of the photos from yesterday! Glamour Shot got classy... 06-14-2013, 02:00 PM

MarshRat89 Damn your hair grows fast! When I seen you Wednesday you... 06-15-2013, 12:28 PM

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I used to refer to PMS and menstrual stuff as 10 days insanity. Not a good thing to mention during those 10 days of insanity!

01-11-2013, 08:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by southern151

I used to refer to PMS and menstrual stuff as 10 days insanity. Not a good thing to mention during those 10 days of insanity!

I used to say youre just acting that way cause youre being hormonal... then I started living with her

01-11-2013, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by meaux fishing

I used to say youre just acting that way cause youre being hormonal... then I started living with her

You'll learn! Hahaha!

01-11-2013, 08:07 PM

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she said"we need to get a dishwasher"

I said "I already got one"

Another time she had been living with me a couple of months and didnt have a job but did all the house work and she asked me for some money to go eat with some friends. And I made some smart azz comment like "all you wanna do is spend money all the time"

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