Stupid things you've told your wife

[Msucowpoke51]

Man!! If my wife was on SC she would probably have thousands of great stories to make y'all laugh but unfortunately I'm always drunk when I do them so and have a memory problem as to the things I've done

[fishinpox]

i really dont see anything wrong with the things i say so i dont remember them, BUT i usually get a response like this:
1) "who the hell are you"
2)"i'm your fiance not your chroney"
3)" Are you a barn yard animal"
4)"you're a sexist, racist pig"

all of which are usually stratiglicy followed by "oh yeah i forgot i need your credit card ......."