Stupid things you've told your wife

[Jadams]

Best one I ever did was wife goes out w me and friends by 2 am all the girls drunk getting sick and all the guys still raring to go we go drop them off at the house I ask my ex-wife if she wants me to stay r go... She says go 1 hr later I'm at strip club motor boating a chick and something slaps me in back of head... Turn around thinking I'm bout to fight the bouncer turn around and it's my ex-wife in her pajamas telling me to get in the car and come home now... Lmao I said he'll no I ain't coming home are u crazy? Ill just sleep at my buddy's house lol