Ultimate fishing/hunting story

[cabwiz2]

Well my buddy and I were deerhunting up in kasatchie and got very drunk one night. Well the next morning we go hunting and my buddy is there only a half hour or so and needs to poop. So he walks away from where he is hunting and drops his pants. He said it wasnt 10 seconds later a deer walks out in front of him about 40 yards. He grabs his rifle and shoots the deer. But in his excitement he let a turd go. It ended up in his drawers and he pulled up his pants to go get his deer. Now mind you he didnt let the deer die he just jumped up and ran after it. He was running after the deer and had the turd in his drawers, hungover trying to pull his pants away from his body and hold his rifle. Till this day I can still picture him running with one hand on his pants and one trying to hold his rifle and head throbbing.