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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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parking ticket
[SIZE=2]Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' [/SIZE] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [SIZE=2]He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]So my wife called him a butt-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.. [/SIZE] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [SIZE=2]Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3][/SIZE] |
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lol !!!!!!!!!!! good one...
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