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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Big game hunter
> in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting > skills. > The man was > undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute > that. > But then he said > That they could blindfold > him and he would recognize > Any animal's skin from its feel, and if he > could locate the bullet hole > He > would even tell them what caliber the bullet was > that killed the animal. > The hunter said > That he was willing > to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet > was on. > They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his > first animal skin. > After feeling it for a few moments, he > announced "Bear." > Then he felt The bullet > hole and declared, > "Shot with a > .308 > rifle." > He was > right. > They brought him another > skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. > He took a bit longer this time and then > said, > "Elk, Shot with > a 7mm Mag > rifle." > He was right again. > Through the night, he proved his skills again > and again, > Every > time against a round of drinks. > Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his > mind, and went to sleep. > The next morning he got up > And saw in the mirror > that he had one hell of a shiner. > He said to his wife, > "I know I was drunk > last night, > But not drunk enough to > get in a fight and not remember it. > Where did I get > this blackeye?" > His wife angrily replied, > "I gave it to > you. > You got into bed > and put your hand down my panties. > Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly > announced, > "Skunk, killed with an > axe.." |
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lmao good one
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