True Story

[Artifishual]

My wife called me earlier today and she was laughing so hard she could hardly talk. Seems her SIL has family member in La. that has a child with down's syndrome. The child is older and stays home without supervision.

The father gets a phone call yesterday from the child screaming into the phone that there is a troll in the house and that he has captured it in his closet. The dad tries to tell him that there is no such thing as trolls, but he would hear of no such. So the dad leaves work and hurries home to discover the son has pushed all the furniture in his bedroom in front of the closet door. The dad moves all the furniture away from the door and discovers a midget in the closet. Turns out that the guy works for the census bureau.


LMAO I would put my hand on a bible and swear this to be true!


One question though. Does "W" work for the census bureau?

[Fishmaster]

Originally Posted by Artifishual

My wife called me earlier today and she was laughing so hard she could hardly talk. Seems her SIL has family member in La. that has a child with down's syndrome. The child is older and stays home without supervision.

The father gets a phone call yesterday from the child screaming into the phone that there is a troll in the house and that he has captured it in his closet. The dad tries to tell him that there is no such thing as trolls, but he would hear of no such. So the dad leaves work and hurries home to discover the son has pushed all the furniture in his bedroom in front of the closet door. The dad moves all the furniture away from the door and discovers a midget in the closet. Turns out that the guy works for the census bureau.


LMAO I would put my hand on a bible and swear this to be true!


One question though. Does "W" work for the census bureau?

Lmao

[longsidelandry]

LMAO holy crap that's some funny ****. Aw man can you imagine what went on in that house? I bet that census guy was pizzed!

[Fishmaster]

But why would they have a midget for the census when he wouldn't be able to ring the door bell

[Jay]

[Jordan]

maybe he stands on his suitcase ?

[specktator]

wait! my gf was telling me about this the other day. she is a teacher in laf at st. genevieve and said it was the mom of one of the students or something like that told her about it. i didnt believe it! lol i think it was the mom he was talking to. said she was in a meeting and she had 30 missed calls from him. he kept tellin her that he caught a troll and put it in the closet!

[speckdaddy]

Originally Posted by Jordan

maybe he stands on his suitcase ?

He lives under yer moobs

[bay_slayer]

LMAO.........i just had a tear squirt out of my eye from laughing so hard!!

[speckdaddy]

From what the story ?

["W"]

Hey you guys

[speckdaddy]

*****x10000000000000

[bay_slayer]

Originally Posted by speckdaddy

From what the story ?

yeah buddy

[speckinabox]

Baby Ruth!!!

[RaginCagin]

We played bouree at my camp last Tuesday and a guy that was there walked in the camp dying laughing with a similar story. Supposedly his mom had just called him and told him this story and said it was a co-worker of hers son. They work at the untility company around Pineville and supposedly the midget was checking the electric meter. Now what am I supposed to believe. Was he a meter reader or a census bureay guy or is this just bs.

[Artifishual]

I have no idea as to where this actually happened. I got this from my wife who's SIL is somehow kin to these people. You know how stories that get told over and over go! It was just too funny not to pass alone!

[Hier Soir]

Cool-l-l

[FREON]

so dat spainz ware W disapeerd 2.

[bay_slayer]

Originally Posted by FREON

so dat spainz ware W disapeerd 2.

Are you saying W was in the closet??

[FREON]

yep....glad 2 here dat he finally came owt.....BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA