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Old 01-11-2013, 05:35 PM
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I once bought my wife one of those mood rings. It had a stone in it that turned colors depending on her mood.
When she was in a good mood, it turned blue.
When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead : (
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Old 01-11-2013, 05:45 PM
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This is somewhat the "shoe on the other foot". I was leaving for a business trip in Dallas. My wife noticed I had a bunch of cash. She asked why, and I said you know I might have to buy some. She said, just remember, what you got to buy, I can sell.
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:33 PM
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I asked my wife is she had ran out of diet pills. I was really asking because we both was taking them and I hadn't seen any for me to take for a few days. That's not the way she took it. Lol.


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Old 01-11-2013, 06:42 PM
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Even if pickin
dont ever call them lazy

dont ever call them crazy

and dont ever say anything about big bone
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:49 PM
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Her notification tone on her phone is a beep beep beep......she was washing dishes one night and it went of in her back pocket......of course, I said......watch out! She's backing up!


Not good......
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:00 PM
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This one she did to herself.....

One night me and a couple buddies were sitting at the house drinking and listening to music. We were laughing at the Benjy Davis song "Can we do it with the lights on" when she asked what we were talking about. I told her it was a song and to guess the name..... That it was something I always aske her at night. She thinks for a second and with a straight face in front of everybody she says, "Can you put it in my butt!!!!!!" We rode her for a while for that one!!
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:04 PM
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this one she did to herself.....

One night me and a couple buddies were sitting at the house drinking and listening to music. We were laughing at the benjy davis song "can we do it with the lights on" when she asked what we were talking about. I told her it was a song and to guess the name..... That it was something i always aske her at night. She thinks for a second and with a straight face in front of everybody she says, "can you put it in my butt!!!!!!" we rode her for a while for that one!!
omg!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:21 PM
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This one she did to herself.....

One night me and a couple buddies were sitting at the house drinking and listening to music. We were laughing at the Benjy Davis song "Can we do it with the lights on" when she asked what we were talking about. I told her it was a song and to guess the name..... That it was something I always aske her at night. She thinks for a second and with a straight face in front of everybody she says, "Can you put it in my butt!!!!!!" We rode her for a while for that one!!

i BET YOU DID!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:49 PM
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I used to refer to PMS and menstrual stuff as 10 days insanity. Not a good thing to mention during those 10 days of insanity!
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:51 PM
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This one she did to herself.....

One night me and a couple buddies were sitting at the house drinking and listening to music. We were laughing at the Benjy Davis song "Can we do it with the lights on" when she asked what we were talking about. I told her it was a song and to guess the name..... That it was something I always aske her at night. She thinks for a second and with a straight face in front of everybody she says, "Can you put it in my butt!!!!!!" We rode her for a while for that one!!
Bwaaaaaaaa!!!! You win
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:02 PM
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I used to refer to PMS and menstrual stuff as 10 days insanity. Not a good thing to mention during those 10 days of insanity!
I used to say youre just acting that way cause youre being hormonal... then I started living with her
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:05 PM
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I used to say youre just acting that way cause youre being hormonal... then I started living with her
You'll learn! Hahaha!
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:07 PM
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she said"we need to get a dishwasher"

I said "I already got one"

Another time she had been living with me a couple of months and didnt have a job but did all the house work and she asked me for some money to go eat with some friends. And I made some smart azz comment like "all you wanna do is spend money all the time"
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:14 PM
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Meaux, do you need to borrow a shovel or, do you have your own?! Haha!
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:17 PM
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Just asked my wife to help me with this thread...she is still laughing!

Not sure why but, she is STILL laughing.
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:20 PM
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Another time her parents were here, she came to the living room to ask what we all thought of her outfit for the night. I replied, "I'd hit it!" You could have heard a pin drop!
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:22 PM
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Another time her parents were here, she came to the living room to ask what we all thought of her outfit for the night. I replied, "I'd hit it!" You could have heard a pin drop!
lmao
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:22 PM
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Meaux, do you need to borrow a shovel or, do you have your own?! Haha!
oh ive got one for sure lol
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Old 01-11-2013, 09:12 PM
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Man!! If my wife was on SC she would probably have thousands of great stories to make y'all laugh but unfortunately I'm always drunk when I do them so and have a memory problem as to the things I've done
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:00 PM
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i really dont see anything wrong with the things i say so i dont remember them, BUT i usually get a response like this:
1) "who the hell are you"
2)"i'm your fiance not your chroney"
3)" Are you a barn yard animal"
4)"you're a sexist, racist pig"

all of which are usually stratiglicy followed by "oh yeah i forgot i need your credit card ......."
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