Stupid things you've told your wife

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Originally Posted by fishinpox

X2!!!!!!!

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Originally Posted by trout princess

i guess i am very lucky. Trophytroutman always tells me how beautiful i am, how much he loves me & he shows me every day. He would never down me. He's got my back and i've got his. I am so grateful that he never makes me feel less of a woman. It's quite the opposite, he makes me feel like the only woman in the world. Some of these were funny and some i felt bad for the wives.

so i guess you forgot about him leaving you for another woman. What kind of cousin love circle ya'll have going on?

[Hopedale Hustler]

Holy shiznit lol hahahaha ^

[1fastmerc]

LMBO. Dg


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[Jadams]

Best one I ever did was wife goes out w me and friends by 2 am all the girls drunk getting sick and all the guys still raring to go we go drop them off at the house I ask my ex-wife if she wants me to stay r go... She says go 1 hr later I'm at strip club motor boating a chick and something slaps me in back of head... Turn around thinking I'm bout to fight the bouncer turn around and it's my ex-wife in her pajamas telling me to get in the car and come home now... Lmao I said he'll no I ain't coming home are u crazy? Ill just sleep at my buddy's house lol

[mcjaredsandwich]

Originally Posted by fishinpox

X2!

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Saturday night we at a freinds house eating gumbo, and my buddies wife says the gumbo is a little thick you might have to add some water to your bowl. Well i come back with i like tick things look at my wife. The look on her face was not a good one.

[fishinpox]

Originally Posted by Jadams

Best one I ever did was wife goes out w me and friends by 2 am all the girls drunk getting sick and all the guys still raring to go we go drop them off at the house I ask my ex-wife if she wants me to stay r go... She says go 1 hr later I'm at strip club motor boating a chick and something slaps me in back of head... Turn around thinking I'm bout to fight the bouncer turn around and it's my ex-wife in her pajamas telling me to get in the car and come home now... Lmao I said he'll no I ain't coming home are u crazy? Ill just sleep at my buddy's house lol

My ex did the same thing, except I was with HER dad and GRANDFATHER at penthouse club in NOLA for the osu/lsu bcs game! I refused to leave and when I finally came home all my stuff was laying in the courtyard below and on the porch! So I gathered my stuff and snuck back in the hotel when she was asleep . She woke up in the middle of the night and started *****ing again... Asking why I didn't take a shower to "wash the stripper off" lmao I told her I like the smell of sluts! She did not respond good to that , or when I told her "why u mad I was only motor boating 1 at a time , your grandfather had 3 on his lap"

[southern151]

Originally Posted by Trout Princess

I guess I am very lucky. Trophytroutman always tells me how beautiful I am, how much he loves me & he shows me every day. He would never down me. He's got my back and I've got his. I am so grateful that he never makes me feel less of a woman. It's quite the opposite, he makes me feel like the only woman in the world. Some of these were funny and some I felt bad for the wives.

Seriously, go away! This is a funny thread, not "This week on Springer!"

[Lake Chuck Duck]

For real only reason he is sayin all that is cuz he is trying to kiss her @$$ so she dont kick him out lmao

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Originally Posted by southern151

seriously, go away! This is a funny thread, not "this week on springer!"

x2!!!!! They're relationship is so wacked out, and they air it out on a public forum then get mad when everyone jokes about their so called great realationship. Alot more i can say, but i'll keep it to myself.

[1fastmerc]

Originally Posted by DUCKGOGETTER

x2!!!!! They're relationship is so wacked out, and they air it out on a public forum then get mad when everyone jokes about their so called great realationship. Alot more i can say, but i'll keep it to myself.

Go ahead an vent dg. Lol


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[jdm4x43732]

Originally Posted by fishinpox

My ex did the same thing, except I was with HER dad and GRANDFATHER at penthouse club in NOLA for the osu/lsu bcs game! I refused to leave and when I finally came home all my stuff was laying in the courtyard below and on the porch! So I gathered my stuff and snuck back in the hotel when she was asleep . She woke up in the middle of the night and started *****ing again... Asking why I didn't take a shower to "wash the stripper off" lmao I told her I like the smell of sluts! She did not respond good to that , or when I told her "why u mad I was only motor boating 1 at a time , your grandfather had 3 on his lap"

Gramps was getting busy!!!

[mriguy]

Originally Posted by jdm4x43732

Gramps was getting busy!!!

I think you get some kind of immunity when you are with Grandpa n law, at least you can blame it on him!!

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Originally Posted by 1fastmerc

go ahead an vent dg. Lol


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lol!!!!!!!!!! I would, but this would end up in the gillnet or a trip to ban camp for me so i'll just keep my lips sealed.

[Captain Mike P.]

Told my F-I-L that I like when his daughter is real drunk because she sleeps with her mouth open. He laughed his *** off!! She didn't enjoy the humor....

[dp*]

I may have had a few of these moments but the best (or worst) one was one night my ex was having a pretty heated "discussion" with me. which I really wasn't paying alot of attention to. After fifteen minutes or so I turned around and in just as flat and even tone as possible but loud enough for evyone to hear, told her to stop acting like her mother, Which would have been bad enough on its own. BUT.... The fact they we were at the inlaws house didn't really help much either! lol

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Originally Posted by dp*

I may have had a few of these moments but the best (or worst) one was one night my ex was having a pretty heated "discussion" with me. which I really wasn't paying alot of attention to. After fifteen minutes or so I turned around and in just as flat and even tone as possible but loud enough for evyone to hear, told her to stop acting like her mother, Which would have been bad enough on its own. BUT.... The fact they we were at the inlaws house didn't really help much either! lol

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[jdm4x43732]

I introduced mine at a bar before as "My First Wife". She didn't see any humor in that.

[DUCKGOGETTER]

This story isn't about me, but it's something i would sure tell my wife. We were at some freinds of ours house for dinner one night and we were sitting there after we ate and drinking and talking. My little girl had just started waliking and picked something up off their floor when his wife said what is she eating? He said it could be anything from rice, greenbeans or whatever else you didn't sweep up and his wife gets all on his ***. She starts yelling oh i know i'm a terrible wife, i don't cook, don't clean, i don't take care of the kids, i don't please you in bed. I know i'm just worthless, and he without thinking says "well atleast you still got your memory". I thought it was funny as hell and started laughing well she gets on both our asses. I still laugh when i think about it. Lol!!!!!!!!