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Old 05-21-2010, 08:38 AM
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Default The Difference if You Marry a Louisiana Girl

Three friends married women from different parts of the USA .

The first man married a woman from Utah . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Tennessee . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Louisiana . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Old 05-21-2010, 08:40 AM
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hahahahahahaha

so true
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Old 05-21-2010, 08:51 AM
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That's why I married one from Maine! Those coonazz girls are too dang mean!!!
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:08 AM
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Awwww...we ain't that bad are we? Might be we develop meanness early on to deal with Louisiana boys? Just saying...
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:02 AM
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Awwww...we ain't that bad are we?
To answer your question, yes.

I married a woman from Houma, I learned early on to always keep her in front of me if we are having a disagreement.
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Old 06-05-2010, 04:30 PM
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I married one from Pitkin, I make sure I got something big between us when we argue.
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