Was headed out this morning to fish Big Lake this afternoon. Got a text message when I was about half way there (keep in mind I live in Houston)from Josh that read "you left your house yet?" to which i responded - "yes i am almost there".
Phone then rang and it was Josh and this is what I heard next "Sorry man, I can't go fishing. My
MOM just called and said I cant go."

I could understand if it was your wife telling you not to go, but your mom? Hell my mom even thought that this was funny.
Quite possibly have an extra seat in my boat for the trout shootout depending on what josh's mommy says...